::77 I’ve barely lived.
I’ve never slapped someone or poured my drink in their face.
I’ve never slapped someone or poured my drink in their face.
I don’t need you to like me, I just need you to pretend you like me.
I think the ‘double rainbow’ guy isn’t a lunatic, he’s sweet.
Lily Allen, Kate Nash and Adele can say anything they want and because of their accent it comes off as ‘cheeky’.
When a new line opens up at the bank/grocery/deli, the “next person in line” is actually the person about to go to the current open register, not the person at the back of the line. Sheesh, people.
The ‘delete forever’ button on gmail is dramatic.
I defy you to listen to Mumford&Sons and not wanna drop everything and go camping.
If the guy who wrote the “Numbe3rs” tv theme song has a job, I should be a millionaire.
Guys kinda want you to be the girl who laughs at the dirty joke but also the girl who blushes and covers her mouth when she hears it.
I like to remind my sister’s boyfriend that he had a choice in this. I, however, am stuck with her because she is blood.