::77 I’ve barely lived.
I’ve never slapped someone or poured my drink in their face.
::76 Thanks.
I don’t need you to like me, I just need you to pretend you like me.
::75 What does it MEAN?
I think the ‘double rainbow’ guy isn’t a lunatic, he’s sweet.
::74 No fair.
Lily Allen, Kate Nash and Adele can say anything they want and because of their accent it comes off as ‘cheeky’.
:: 73 And yes, I know No One Says ‘Deli’ Anymore
When a new line opens up at the bank/grocery/deli, the “next person in line” is actually the person about to go to the current open register, not the person at the back of the line. Sheesh, people.
::72 No Turning Back
The ‘delete forever’ button on gmail is dramatic.
::71 Nature Stuff
I defy you to listen to Mumford&Sons and not wanna drop everything and go camping.
::70 Do the Math
If the guy who wrote the “Numbe3rs” tv theme song has a job, I should be a millionaire.
::69 Picky picky
Guys kinda want you to be the girl who laughs at the dirty joke but also the girl who blushes and covers her mouth when she hears it.
::68 We make choices every day, Mike.
I like to remind my sister’s boyfriend that he had a choice in this. I, however, am stuck with her because she is blood.
