::101 Real Estate
If my name was Matt I would start a real estate agency and call it “Welcome Matt”
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::100 Kids These Days
Remember the movie,”The Brave Little Toaster”? Starring an electric blanket, a vacuum and a toaster who get into a grand adventure full of mayhem, chaos and redemption? Hi-tech, millenial kids these days are probably all, “Why isn’t that toaster friends with a GPS and why isn’t that vacuum using his ipad to get out of there? And also, what’s an electric blanket?”
::99 convenient truth
Notice there was never a movie made called “All Cats Go to Heaven.”
::98 Sorry They’re Not Sorry
I tried naming this blog “Sorry I’m Not Sorry” but a band named SINS had already stolen the url.
::97 I mean it.
I’m almost entirely certain I could not marry someone who does not think “Arrested Development” is funny.
::96 New Discovery
When people say something twice, they’re usually lying. “I had a great time. Seriously, I had a really good time…”
::95 Party over.
Any time you have to say “let’s rock and roll!” it usually has the opposite effect than intended.
::94 And by we I mean me
A fun family tradition we have is being a week late with birthday cards.
::93 And Farmville too?
But what if I hate foursquare?
::92 polite small talk
Checking out a new church sometimes feels like sorority rush.
