Call me a bra burner.
Call me a revolutionary.
Or just save time and call me a hero. Who burns bras. To save energy. So I guess call me ‘earth-friendly’ too.
But I think girls are funny. Just as funny as boys. Also, boys go to jupiter to get more stupider. Just sayin’.
Deep political/existential/meteorological statements aside, I just want to pimp a few new blogs I’ve found lately where the writing is LOL. ROFLOL, even. (this statement proving how much like a 15 year old I am even more than my music taste.)
1. Joy the Baker
a. she has really pretty pictures
b. she can clearly out-cook me (note: this is not difficult, but really, she looks talented.)
c. she starts posts with morsels like, “Once upon a time, as a young youth with frizzy hair and giant teeth, I went to Disneyland with my family.”
d. you will laugh ‘n learn. And anything connected by an “‘n” or “lil” or “ol” is good by me.
2. Better After
a. you will spend 45 minutes the first time you go to this site. And every time thereafter. It’s that potently potable.
b. love the collaboration. Because ya’ll know me, I’m very pro-collab (and, as a refresher, pro-suffrage)
c. she says things like, “…don’t be alarmed, I’m pretty sure this is a fake cow skull, unless it is an unknown species of very, very tiny cows, but I think we are safe. That would be some tender beef though…”
d. you will be inspired to makeover your bathroom/couch/roommate’s armoir.
I think I’ll stop at two because I blog what I want and two is a nice number. A pair. A BOGO. A 2-fer. Cat eyes. Wait.