Because the only thing men love to chase more than women are foxes and deer and doves. Best of both worlds, anyone? Wink. Sorry, I’m just really, really hungry.
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It was like, super sweet in theory and like, the picture turned out really cute and everything but, like, on my birthday I wanted to actually ride rides.
<yawn> I’m so sleepy and beautiful and troubled.
What? You wear clothes under your trenchcoat? You’re so enslaved to the man. I bet you’re also “a voter” and “pay taxes.” Ugh. I don’t have time for clothes! This morning I had to choose between applying a bold lip stain or finishing this braid. And you think your life is hard.