Lyndsights

::101 Real Estate

admin — Wed, 08 Sep 2010 18:52:10 +0000

If my name was Matt I would start a real estate agency and call it “Welcome Matt”

::100 Kids These Days

admin — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 11:11:54 +0000

Remember the movie,”The Brave Little Toaster”? Starring an electric blanket, a vacuum and a toaster who get into a grand adventure full of mayhem, chaos and redemption? Hi-tech, millenial kids these days are probably all, “Why isn’t that toaster friends with a GPS and why isn’t that vacuum using his ipad to get out of there? And also, what’s an electric blanket?”

::99 convenient truth

admin — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 11:19:48 +0000

Notice there was never a movie made called “All Cats Go to Heaven.”

::98 Sorry They’re Not Sorry

admin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:11:48 +0000

I tried naming this blog “Sorry I’m Not Sorry” but a band named SINS had already stolen the url.

::97 I mean it.

admin — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 11:16:21 +0000

I’m almost entirely certain I could not marry someone who does not think “Arrested Development” is funny.

::96 New Discovery

admin — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:08:49 +0000

When people say something twice, they’re usually lying. “I had a great time. Seriously, I had a really good time…”

::95 Party over.

admin — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:05:56 +0000

Any time you have to say “let’s rock and roll!” it usually has the opposite effect than intended.

::94 And by we I mean me

admin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 11:04:46 +0000

A fun family tradition we have is being a week late with birthday cards.

::93 And Farmville too?

admin — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 11:13:28 +0000

But what if I hate foursquare?

::92 polite small talk

admin — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 11:08:17 +0000

Checking out a new church sometimes feels like sorority rush.