Confess.
“Beef jerky: it’s what’s for dinner”
May have been what I said out loud on my road trip yesterday from Nash to Chi.
Go ahead, judge me.
But I’m betting you have a secret snack that you love that you only eat when no one’s looking or your roommates are asleep or you’re driving 7 hours in a car alone listening to NPR and the teryaki flavor is calling out to you.
Ok maybe it’s just me.
But if not, I double dare you to admit your closeted, favorite food. Right now. On this here blog. Pork rinds, those creepy butterscotch Grandma-candies, easy cheese, the McRib (ahem Seth Jones,) circus peanuts….
Go.
Pizza flavored Combos. I’m not proud.
Glad you made it, boo!
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Funyuns…that’s right.
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admin Reply:
November 22nd, 2011 at 10:25 am
omg beth. What about cornnuts
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Gas Station Corn Dogs-Something about animal byproducts wrapped in second hand smoke and cornmeal just does it for me.
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SPAM. With whole kernel corn. Or smothered in A1 sauce. Or by itself?
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Consumed on my drive from KC to Dallas last night = Mountain Dew, Gardetto’s (giant bag), Ranch Cornnuts and Jalapeno Sunflower Seeds. I try and make it the full 7 hours with something stuck in my teeth at all times.
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admin Reply:
November 22nd, 2011 at 11:46 am
JEFF hahahah you have really outdone yourself. showoff.
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Once a year–literally, one time every 365 days–an insatiable craving for Easy Cheese rises up within me.
In fact, yesterday, the very day YOU had YOUR beef jerky craving, my stomach longed to eat the cheesy contents of a CO2 can. So I did. I ate the Easy Cheese. A lot of Easy Cheese.
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Confession: I like to eat plain old boring cereal, dry. So boring: Raisin Bran, Kashi, no-sugar Kicks.
Whew…I feel better now for admitting to that.
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Peanut butter. Lots and lots of peanut butter. You may say, “That’s a condiment, not a food.” I disagree.
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