7 bad ideas

Ever write yourself inspiration notes and upon later reflection have zero idea what you were telling yourself to do/remember, or in my case, write about?

Me either. Ok yes I do.

And for your browsing pleasure, here are 7 notes I jotted down in my phone’s ‘blog’ folder that I have no clue where I was going with. And yes, I will probably still write about them someday. or tomorrow:

  • Dust orange. 
    • That’s it. I just wrote dust orange. What??
  • Explaining God and Satan like Rachel Zoe.
    • Whatever it was I thought I had stumbled upon sounds like a bad idea in hindsight.
  • Cool stories to tell at parties.
    • Like I need help with that. Did you know that my name means ‘refreshing one’? Or that my mom owns a revolver? See? Small talk goddess.
  • Country music punchlines
    • They do all kinda lead up to a punchline, huh? I’m keeping this one.
  • Fancy a french?
    • Ummm?
  • Left hand man
    • The right hand man’s understudy?
  • When in chrome
    • Google should pay more attention to me.