Sh*t Girls Never Say

  • I cannot seem to keep any weight on!
  • Abbreviating is no fun.
  • No. Don’t tell me a secret.
  • Can we turn off the Bachelor?
  • I really like his new girlfriend. Super glad he found love again.
  • Oh, you can stalk people on Facebook? Huh. Never done it.
  • She is really pretty and deserves all of the blessings she keeps getting without trying.
  • I hate yoga pants.
  • Wait. Why are we dancing right now?
  • Frozen yogurt is a waste of time.
  • Let’s not celebrate/grieve/ponder over some wine.
  • There probably does exist a more epic group of besties than us.
  • I find it sexy that he loves his parents enough to live in their basement.
  • I don’t care that he forgot my birthday.
  • I’m happy for her.
  • I’m really attracted to his ringback tone.
  • Ryan Gosling? Ew.
  • She definitely looks better in that dress than I do right now.
  • All I’m looking for is a guy who won’t respect me. Is that too much to ask?
  • I dunno, I’ve never looked up song lyrics before.
  • Nah, I’m not interested in knowing what he meant by that.
  • Stop listening to me so well.
  • We should forgive Chris Brown
  • Ooh I hope he’s in debt.
  • Chocolate? Nah.
  • I don’t care at all what I’m wearing tonight.
  • An 80′s movie about unrequited love and dancing? Not interested.

 

Jumpin on the bandwagon,

LR