Listed: Google History

That’s right. It’s everybody’s favorite game: confess your last searched items in google.

This week my search history is telling the story of a socially aware 7th grader grappling life’s big issues and just tryin’ to get by. (AKA a Lifetime Original storyline.)

Read ‘em and weep (no seriously, it might make you weep)

  • best movies to turn into drinking games
  • what does yolo mean
  • dairy queen nashville hours
  • young adult age range (don’t get me started)
  • chauvinist
  • how much is a pound of cocaine worth? (disclaimer: we were watching a suspense thriller movie and it was research. Also it took my three tries to spell it right, so that’s how street I am. I was also fully expecting SWAT team guys to swing in through the windows as soon as I hit search.)
  • monthly nail polish club
  • army ranks
  • cool cupholders
  • Cephas = Peter?
  • axe body spray flavors
  • Blanch
  • the saddest song there ever was (this is exactly what I typed in, according to google history)
  • mindy kaling new show
  • God’s calling
  • calories in doritos taco (psst it’s 170)

Now confess yours! And check out my friend Tyler‘s confessions. Awesome.

Shamefully yours,

LR