the only way we can be friends

1. you like cilantro. and tell me my guacamole is the best you’ve ever had (unrelated but important)

2. you cry watching the olympics. only heartless people aren’t emotionally moved by DREAMS COMING TRUE

3. you’ve shamelessly rubbed a magazine perfume sample on your wrist to ‘road test it.’

4. you will never make me tell a story/joke in front of a group if i don’t want to.

5. but you laugh at most of my jokes.

6. you don’t have a wedding pinterest board unless you are engaged/a wedding planner.

7. you don’t take it personally that i am on average 7 minutes late everywhere i go.

Well, I think that about sums it up.

L

What are your friendship dealbreakers?